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pokemonmaster-danielle:

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It was only a matter of time…

It was only a matter of time…

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becausetheinternet:

A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.

WHAT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

YO HOLD ON. 

IT GETS BETTER.

This mummy, found in the  Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.

She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance. 

…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.  

And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?

The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find. 

A lady with two men, covered in tattoos. Likely a healer or storyteller.

This is the baddest bitch.

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justinbieberrealness:

there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty

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jacobesse:

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tyleroakley:

Oops.

BAM

GET IT

If I have a responsibility to educate people about autism, non-cisgendered people also have a responsibility to educate others about their gender identity.

Okay? CAUSE HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND YOU OR YOUR KIND IF YOU HAVE THIS STUCK UP ATTITUDE ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUPID

I could write it better than you ever felt it

So hum hallelujah

Are there things in your life that you’ll never be able to get over?

Uh fuck yeah

Do you look decent when you wake up?

Somehow I do

Have you kissed somebody in the last month?

Couple of minutes ago

Do you plan to get a tattoo at any point in your life?

I really want the breakfast sleeves.

Anybody you’re looking forward to seeing soon?

DO I EVER LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING PEOPLE :o

What do you do when you’re not in the greatest mood?

cry

When you’re asleep, do you ever pull the sheets over your face?

I sleep with a cat on my face sometimes

 

Do you like the color green?

Kinda

Have a crazy side?

I AM the crazy side of everything ever

Are you questioning anything in your life at this moment?

DO I WANNA FUCKING LIVE ANY MORE

Do you miss your past?

My past sucked

Have you ever tripped in public?

A lot.

Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Not really

 

 

does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I like drinking!

What woke you up this morning?

Stuff

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?

IT will be a day

 

Ever thrown up in public?

Welp

Do you listen to music every day?

Pretty fucken much yo

What was the last movie you watched? And who did you watch it with?

I wish I knew.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Fuck everything

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?

Fuck those people

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?

Fuck sleeping

Would you rather have a smoothie or milkshake?

Fuck frozen drinks

Have you ever had a best friend?

Fuck getting abandoned and ending up alone

What is the last thing you drank?

Fuck osmosis

Last time you had grilled cheese?

Fuck cheese

What color shirt are you wearing?

Fuck colors

Do you wish things were different?

Fuck my past

How are you feeling?

Fuck feelings

Have you ever had someone lift you up off the ground and kiss you?

Fuck gravity

Have you ever kissed someone in the water?

Fuck the water

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?

Fuck that shit

How many drugs are in your system?

Fuck sobriety

The person who hurt you the most calls and needs you, do you go?

Fuck this guy

How tall is the last person you kissed?

Fuck knowing

What’s on your schedule for tomorrow?

Fuck schedules

Do you currently have any bite marks/hickeys on your body?

Fuck getting any

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?

Fuck integrity

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?

Fuck that

If you were offered to smoke some weed right now would you accept?

Fuck the possibility

So the world is dying to know the longest you’ve ever been on an airplane. 

Fuck airplanes

Speaking of airplanes, can you sleep on them easily or no? 

Fuck sleep some more

How long did you last drive in the car for? 

Fuck driving

Name me your three favorite flowers, s’il vous plait. 

Trillium, Indian Pipe, Fuckweed

Have you ever come close to drowning? 

Fuck drowning

Is your phone fully charged right now? 

Fuck my shitty phone

If you gave yourself a symbol (ex: star) to represent you, it would be…? 

Fuck symbols

What does your middle name rhyme with? 

Fuck my name

How many times have you seen your favorite band in concert? 

Fuck concerts

How many concerts have you seen in general? 

Fuck quantifying shit

Are you any good at improv? 

Fuck improv


praisethewarmachine:

i cringe every time someone brags about being socially awkward as if its endearing

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drunkship-oflanterns:

video game vending machines

Minecraft Language Academy: House introduction lesson →

minecraftlanguageacademy:

This is the first class that I have been fully satisfied with. It’s also the first class that had genuine intercultural communication.
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As a continuation of last weeks class (and as homework) students had to complete their house in creative and label as much of it as they could:…

This is the best lesson plan ever. If only we could do this for my Spanish class.

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

I eat nutritious food whenever I feel like it because I think three meals a day is oppressive and a ridiculous expectation for this society to make on animals that were never intended to feed so rigidly

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  • What you say: Misandry is just as bad as misogyny!
  • What you mean: I lack the critical thinking skills to differentiate between an oppressive system that's been upheld for centuries and a comically exaggerated response to oppression on a blogging website.

I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in the room shitting all over everything and nobody is saying anything. I’m just dying to say, “Hey, do you ever feel like jumping off a bridge?” or “Do you feel an emptiness inside your chest at night that is going to swallow you?” But you can’t say that at a cocktail party.

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Arctic fortress by Watchmaker.

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